Sparklepants

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I wish it would rain instead of just thunder
I haven’t had a real storm in a long time (even the stupid hurricane missed me)
I want to hear the pounding of the rain on the roof, the crashing of thunder that always made me think of god getting a bowling strike, the periodic flashing behind my curtains

Listening to it in a video isn’t the same

It’d just be a nice lullaby

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reasons u should adopt me as ur pet

jesus-christ-official:

- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs

- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet

- i will let u boop my nose whenever

- i am expert at cuddling

- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in

- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays

(via jollynerd)

Filed under uwu

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Casually reads the entirety of my cognitive psychology textbook over a month before my class begins

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Nine:
I think I was in love once.
Ten:
Really? What was her name?
Nine:
Her name was Rose.
Ten:
Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine:
I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten:
Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven:
I love River!
Nine:
...
Ten:
...
Eleven:
I love Clara!
Ten:
Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven:
I love... fez.
Ten:
Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven:
I - I love fez! I love fez.

Filed under another reason I hate eleven